( Do you know whose writing is that ????? )
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The case is finally solved !
Another rat was found at the scene....With its head chopped off !!!!!
It was discovered that not one, not two but four rats were murdered !!!!
but by who ?
A whole class of Homo sapiens....Sad isn't it ???
The population of our rat decreased by four....
But........
One kind and loving Homo sapien (that's me) took the murdered rats
and buried them ( I actually threw it into the rubbish bin ).
The following day,
the headlines of "The Rat's Daily" was.....
WE DECLARE WAR AGAINST THE HOMO SAPIENS !
More evidences on the case.. the rat case...
The dissected stomach, man, cruel murderers !!
The kidneys ! looks like red beans.... were they actually the kidneys ???Or just red beans placed stratigically by the murderers ???
The large intestine.... Important Evidence....
Did the rat die of poison earlier ?
The liver
The small intestine...
Wait, whose hand is that ????
And the scissors ?
CSI Penang : Who murdered the rat ???
The weapons of murder !
The victims !!
The murderers and their equipments !!!
The crucified victim !!!!
The touture !!!!!
( For a full detail of the plot of the murder by the murderer, please visit http://joshuaooi-theherald.blogspot.com/)
Thursday, February 19, 2009
I LUV BIOLOGY !!!!!!!
I LOVE BIOLOGY........well, actually I don't really enjoy it.
But, I love the experiments and not mentioning, the SKELETON......
OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN !!!!!
My best friend, indeed....Whenever we have bio in the lab,
One classmate will say,
"Eh, never go and say hello to your friend there ah?"
Before you think I'm crazy,
let me explain......
It's just that I'm very fascinated with bones.....
And eyeballs, of course !!!!
When you think this is it,..........
There's more.....
The flesh meets the bones.....
And,
Just some horror....
Please don't get nightmares, alright !!!
It's just for the paparazzi that keeps on pursuing me
Guess who's that ???
CONCLUSION :
LOVE BIO
LOVE BONES
LOVE BEN !
What if ????
Just the other day at assembly, Farid, my classmate for 9 years asked a question....... After the school song, he randomly said, "What if every student sang "When I grow up" ( by Pussycat dolls ) as their school song ???? Well, what do you think ??? can right ???? When I grow up, I wanna be famous, wanna be star....................
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Behind the Mask
BEHIND THE MASKSearch me, O God and know my heart,
Try me and know my anxious thoughts,
See if there is any offensive way in me,
And lead me in the way,
lead me in the way everlasting
I don't want to hide,
Behind the mask
You know my every past,
You're familiar with,
all my ways
You know all my days
You know my every thought,
There's nothing that I can hide from You,
Search me,
Search my heart,
Cleanse me from all unrighteousness
Benedict's 2008 songs
Sunday, February 1, 2009
He makes all things BEAUTIFUL............
O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! ( Psalms 8:9 )
He makes grass grow for the cattle, and plants for man to cultivate-- bringing forth food from the earth ( Psalms 104:14 )
Praise the LORD from the earth,......... you mountains and all hills, fruit trees and all cedars ( Psalms 148:7-9 )
I will sing to the LORD all my life; I will sing praise to my God as long as I live ( Psalms 104:30 )
Come and see what God has done, how awesome his works in man's behalf! ( Psalms 66:5 )
Let everything that has breath praise the LORD. Praise the LORD ! ( Psalms 150:6 )
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