Debates has ended...

Finally, debates has ended.... debates at secondary school.. at Nationals. We won the first round but lost in the quaters, could not make Penang proud though. But still the most treasured experiences were making friends ! Having fun and showing our team spirit... Thanks to Joshua, Nik Rashid, Nelson, and Nicholas for making this trip to Kedah so memorable. Also to the Kedahans and Johoreans, You all are the best !!! had so much fun with you all there... Congrats to Perak for winning, You all did an excellent job !!!
Well, will be blogging on the trip and my life in debates later... But will I still be debating ????

At last... my love has come along...

Just recently, I typed the sentence above into Facebook. A few friends asked who it is....
Well who it is ????... no not it... my love is not an animal... They asked, Who she is ?
You tell me ... who she is ???

No one la..... Just wrote it to see people's responses...I'm not in a relationship.. just too busy, debates, studies, and the list goes on and on. Dont' get me wrong ok... I don't think I'll be single all my life, no, I hope not unless it's God's will.... and I'm not gay, that's definitely not God's will.. hahahah!!!! don't wanna make my life more busy and complicated, you know girls can be so complicated... That's open for debate...

I really admire my friends who are in a relationship, yet can excel so well in their studies.. Must really know how to divide their time well. But, still girls are not my priority right now.

i'll just leave it to God who holds my future in His hands. So many times I've heard news that people get heart broken and torn into pieces because of love... Why all the stress ??? Can't we just wait for God's timing.. He knows best ! Why worry about tomorrow when tomorrow can worry about itself ??? So I'll just trust in Him, Pray for a life patner that seeks after God's own heart.... Just In His time !

In His time,

in His time,

He makes all thing beautiful

in His time.

Lord, my life to You I bring,

May each song I have to sing,

Be to You a lovely thing,

in Your time.

Ecclesiastes 3:11

"He hath made every thing beautiful in his time:"

A tale by a COCKROACH

One day, I decided it was my time to show myself to the world. I chose the house of the Samar's at about 1 a.m. on a beautiful night of peace and tranquility. Mind you I have wings and can fly ! and fly very well indeed !

Looks like everyone's asleep, but I see a light in the living room, ooo, looks like Samar jr. is still studying, Sejarah is it ??? should be... I think I'll disturb him. Remember, I'm not like R. Kelly who believes he can fly but cannot fly... I really can fly, just need to spread my wings and fly. That's precisely what I did.

I decided that I would disturb Samar jr. So I fluttered my wings to attract his attraction. Mind you, I was quite far away from him. That's because I have heard stories from my parents and grandparents that Samar jr. becomes violent upon seeing coakcroaches.

Around 50% of my relatives had died when they came out in public. A third of all of them was mercilessly killed by Samar jr. by horrandeous means... Some were toutured with water through the shower in the toilet until they overturned and turned back... Many tried to safe themselves but then Samar jr. had a whole bucket of water waiting to flood them into their graves down the pipes. Others were wacked with slippers that smashed them into pancakes of white juice while others..... it's just too violent, not just rated 18-SG but rated 58-SG , no, no, even those older than that will get a heart-attack when the see teh violence of that Samar jr.

Well, back to me. I got his attention. He looked pretty afraid at first . That's when I knew it was time for revenge. REVENGE !!!!!! Then he actually came closer to me. I flew higher up the wall. There was no where else that is a more strategic spot to set my target --- well I chose to aim for his hair and poop there.

But all of a sudden, he ran into the room. Weird ??? What does he want to do there ? Hide, definitely. After a minute or so, the door opened. He took out something blue that looked like a huge bottle. I saw that the cover read "SHIELDTOX" .

Heard about it before .. guess it's used to kill mosquitoes.. Weird ah, Samar jr thinks he can kill me with that bottle. Isnt' Samar jr. a little crazy, or maybe he's just tired. The "SHIELDTOX" will not kill me !!! or even shoo me away....

Then, he sprayed it straight at my face... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH... the Air Pressure that was so poweful, it was blowing me away like a tornado, I held on tight. .. It smelled so horrible like toxic.... I knew I had to escape. I tried to fly away but I was feeling much weaker. It must have been that blue bottle which had magic powers !!!

I fell onto a pile of something. The violent Samar jr. continued to spray until I could not breathe. I fell to the floor. Before Samar jr. could kill me, I escape into a room....

That room was dark. There were two humans sleeping, guess it must be two other Samar jrs. but they were female. fast asleep... Finally I get to rest . The violent Samar jr. will definitely not come in the room of else the other Samar jrs. will start screaming at the top of their voices.

I knew I was going to survive but then I felt weaker and weaker and weaker. I began to crawl close to one of their beds. Stay Strong ! My mind told me... HOLD ON !!!! Never give up !Then I died there.

Epilogue
The poor cockroach actually died beside Joanne, the violent Samar jr.'s peaceful cousin. It was an approriate grave as it was beautiful to die next to the girl the cockroach loved and adored....... However, in the morning, Joanne got a shock of her life as she discovered that a cockroach had slept/ died beside her the whole night....... Well, all because of that evil Samar jr. !!!!!

Animals and I, Thailand....

still yet to do a whole blogpost of my seven days in Thailand...

might as well start with this at Phuket.

We were touring teh place and we stopped at a animal entertainment park...

small one though. It was fun, very fun indeed....

The python, is it a phython ??? snake la...

the animal trainers wanted one of us to try teh grip of teh snake.....

My cousins, aunties and uncles decided that the poor guinea pig would be me...

teh python grip my leg tight... the more I struggled, the more it gripped... it's muscles were moving and tightening its grip on my feet.

was a little scary but thank God for Mr. Glycerol and Mrs. Fatty Acid that prevented my dear bones from breaking.

The Python and I ....wondered whether it would be used for the soup that we're eating for dinner... nola, not so evil.
See the resemblance ???
the monkeys perfomed many tricks... they cycled a bicycle, pluck coconuts, etc.
Well, here I am enjoying animal entertainment
when I debated against animal entertainmant at teh HELP University College debates.
What an irony...


The animal trainer tied and hands and said that I was kidnapped and trown in th jungle..

Than, the monkey saved me...

( the monkey is untying th eknot round my hand, without much interest though... )

Must be thinking ...

"Why these human beings so dumb... need my help to untie this knot ?????

Thailand is definitely a nice place to visit....
But if you're a PETA member or animal rights figther...

Better not go there......

WORRIES .... bout the future....

Though I'm like "the Sunshine Mother" and " the Overly Optimistic Chimp" (was called that before...), I still do worry about my future..... sighs !!!! What am I gonna be ???

I actually want to be a Maths teacher at the best school in the world PFS ! after SPM but see how la.... While waiting for results, gotta work, do something worthwhile, not just laze arond.... I can't afford to feel bored. Well, I was not chosen for NS not that I want to go but I seriously don't mind, I'm adventurous and optimistic... probably will enjoy myself there, but still 3 months is too long, can't do other things like study or work....

After considering to be a

Pastor

Missionary

Architect

Artist

Singer

Doctor

Actuarist ( is that how you spell it ? )

Teacher

Tuition Teacher

Diplomat

and many others .....................................

I think I wanna become a LECTURER , get a PhD. ( Permanent Head Damage ) and then a Professor degree....... But what field ?????????? Probably something to do with Maths or English ??? Mass comm ??? Public Relations.... ????

This verse is now playing in my mind.... ( Proverbs 3:5-6 ) Trust in the LORD with all your heart, lean not on your own understanding, in all of your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight.....

Well, I will surrender to my Father in Heaven and see where He leads me ...........